Afternoons With Muni

Whuddup Blog....

This is a typical day on IM with Muni:

Muni
12:20 PM
dude we got this new cafeteria at work- and the shit is fucking amazing

12:22 PM
i'm having asparagus seasoned with teryaki sauce... fucking asians are my new favorite ethnic group

12:22 PM
first the break dancing- now this magical journey for my taste buds

12:23 PM
i'm glad the asians are taking over buford hwy- wtf have mexicans done for us lately? tequila is overrated

12:28 PM
omg i'm in asian heaven... seriously

12:29 PM
rice patties everywhere.... there's a dragon hovering above me in festive colors to remind me that the chinese new year is somewhere around some corner

12:51 PM
a little asian man just passed me and asked if i knew which way to take to get to sesame street... get it

12:51 PM
i'm still alluding to my asian induced euphoria

Mike Wiley
1:07 PM
god i love your ramblings

Muni
1:15 PM
it can go on forever... i'm trying to think of more metaphors to describe my new fave ethnic group

1:23 PM
if you want to be a real ninja- i say convert to asianism... it's the way of the ninja

1:26 PM
cause they're soo small and nimble

1:27 PM
like little pocket sized weapons of doom

Mike
1:29 PM
lol

1:29 PM
just keep rambling.. it makes my day

Muni
1:29 PM
but most of my convos are influenced by a wide variety of mood enhancers...

1:30 PM
drugs- making ppl funny since dawn of time

Mike
1:30 PM
nice.

1:30 PM
fridge magnet

Muni
1:32 PM
soooooooooooooooooooo possiblitity- to make extra money: i become a rat.. do not tell P

1:33 PM
but b/c P said for the right amount of money/if it were my 4th strike- i'd become a rat... and i said no... but now i'm thinking about it and times are tough- with the recession and all

1:34 PM
just think about it- you get to do retarded shit with horrible ppl- and then take them down

1:34 PM
if that's not the epitome of "have your cake and eat it too" then i have no idea wtf is...

so- i have a problem

1:45 PM
i can't stop talking about this fake wedding

1:45 PM
like- i can see myself digging a deeper and deeper hole

1:46 PM
now i gtta find some wedding pictures of the outdoors/barn/horse area off the internet- photoshop myself into atleast one

1:46 PM
and bring it into work on monday

1:47 PM
dude check this out: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26/state-of-the-union-drinki_n_436932.html?fbwall

1:49 PM
oh how i love how you can turn anything into a drinking game

1:56 PM
i think i confessed to pat that i'm an alcoholic

1:56 PM
like in a rant- about how alcoholism is getting a bad rep

1:57 PM
and no one understands the joy that alcohol can bring to you if you just open your life up to it...

1:58 PM
ever since that AA meeting i went to- i've been like "well fuck it, when i didn't think i had a problem, AA said i did- so now i'm going to savor every moment"--- stupid Noah

1:58 PM
dragging us to his AA meetings

1:59 PM
and making me question the all knowing power that is alcohol- and god too.. b/c if it takes Jesus to stop me from drinking- it might be a while b/4 that happens, seeing as how jesus thinks i'm a lazy, apathetic fuck up... and i'm not going to stop drinking for someone that clearly sees no potential in me

2:01 PM
and fuck you jesus- trim the facial hair and get a goddamn job- a homeless person can be a prophet... and usually they are

2:01 PM
damn hippie- thinking just cause he got some good peyote, he's the son of god... fuck you and your peyote

2:02 PM
i have been high enough to think i saw god... but you don't see me trying make a book out of it...

2:03 PM
i wonder if Lifetime was around back then- if they'd a made a tv movie about jesus?

2:11 PM
it does have the recipe for a lifetime story

2:11 PM
single unwed mother- child out of wedlock- gifted, if troubled child- ends up being a martyr

2:12 PM
i wonder if mel gibson could play both baby jesus and grown up jesus

2:12 PM
he seems to think he's the messiah anyways

2:13 PM
hmmmm... this almost seems blasphemous

Mike
2:13 PM
but hilarious still.. lol

Muni
2:14 PM
i wanna make a movie now that's called "jesus: basically true"

2:15 PM
a made for tv film- cause that way it's a snub on both jesus and mel gibson

2:15 PM
ok i take it back- jesus is cool

2:15 PM
if not just for the fact that i love flip flops

2:15 PM
and he loves flip flops

2:16 PM
so we're homies
omg- i'm coming down from my sugar high

2:27 PM
... this is going to be interesting

2:29 PM
if i find a random "energy supplement" in a drawer in an empty office... should i take it?

Mike
2:30 PM
yes

Muni
2:30 PM
glad ur ans was yes- b/c already took it

2:31 PM
it wasn't in pill form- so clearly it's not dangerous

Mike
2:32 PM
haha.

2:32 PM
my only question is why are you roaming empty offices?

Muni
2:33 PM
b/c co worker and i were scavenging for shit to take out of the empty offices

2:34 PM
i got the energy supplements- he got a desk calendar

2:34 PM
dumbass

2:35 PM
what are the signs for cardiac arrest

Mike
2:35 PM
lol

2:35 PM
arm numbness

2:35 PM
chest pain

2:35 PM
you're the Webmd guru...

Muni
2:36 PM
i stopped- everything wrong with me pointed to cancer- and i was like this is either a hint or webmd got bought by Ashton Kutcher and it's now a medical version of punked- either way: useless

Mike
2:37 PM
lol

Muni
2:39 PM
so far nothing... i mean besides the general feeling of euphoria that i got from the asians

2:40 PM
on the bottle it says take 1/2 and then take the other half after you see how the 1st half affects you- but fuck it- it's taking too long

3:37 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah so bored.. done with the whole office thing

3:41 PM
i'm listening to cry me a river at ear drum blasting levels b/c loud voiced guiy will not stop talking

3:41 PM
i swear- i'm about to file workers comp when i lose my hearing

3:48 PM
and now he's whispering sweet nothings into his cell

3:48 PM
to the chick he's having an affair with in the office

3:49 PM
he's got like 3 strikes against him... if he doesn't stop i'm gonna start a war on him that he won't know about til i destroy him

3:49 PM
i already started

3:50 PM
hehehehhehe... it's minor but it's unpleasant

3:51 PM
and yeah this energy drink def works

3:52 PM
i feel like a crackhead that's found the magical rock that i've been looking for

3:54 PM
you know the one i'm talking about- the one that gets you that ultimate high

3:54 PM
i feel like the more crack/energy drink i consume- the less productive i become

3:56 PM
like i just debated the implications that cougars have on society with efrat for an hour

3:56 PM
rather than working
while i'm in a meth induced good mood- i'm going to have my AT&T call... and get that proposal off my plate...

4:02 PM
tomorrow's my friday

4:02 PM
just thought i'd share that

4:02 PM
be jealous- and curse my good name..; it'll only make it better



Peace,

JW Sharp